Toasting Pillows

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Mrs. Gamp proposes a toast

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Absent friends!'

'Toast'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Friends and champagne

"Thank you. . . And now to your Health, sir!"

Prosecco

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beers

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

'How would you like your toast?'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

A very fine vintage