To-do List Manager Gifts

Yoga To-Do

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'I've got it written down...'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Bucket List

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Child on a schedule.

'I'll do half of it.'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.