To-do List Avoider T-Shirts

"No, he hasn't got round yet to doing a 'to do' list."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Yoga To-Do

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

God's Sticky Notes

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

"See you in the morning."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"