Title Terminologist Gifts

"I worked my whole career to get a chair, and this is it?!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Computer Class.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."