Title Skeptic Mugs

"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Science deniers Soc.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Documentation Please

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Descartes's Demon

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"