Titanic Card Players Mugs

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Peel poker.

Cheating Death.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Paul and Debbie.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Titanic iceberg auction

Celine Dion

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"Cheater!"

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

A pack of icebergs out hunting

Poker Moms

Grimace

'I'm not fat, am I?'

Rafael Nadal

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

"We're saved!"

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"He abdicated."

'Hey guys, can we not smoke cigars tonight? My wife will smell it on me and know I lied about going to a business conference.'