Tired Bunny Appreciator T-Shirts

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Sleepwalker on treadmill

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Disco Bunny.

Magic Tricks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Easter Egg Island

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!