Tiny Town Planner Prints

Model Village

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"City kids."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Car Emissions

HS2

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Town Planning Department

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"So where's the truck park?"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'