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Remote control car breakdown.

Future garbage truck driver.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Heavy meals on wheels

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Demonic Repossession.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Witch's Tow

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Petrol vs electric car

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Driverless tow truck.

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

No Hand Signals

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Useless car accessories.

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Cat flap for a truck.