Tiny Tot Ticker Mugs

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

Shouting

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"He makes it look so easy."

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'