"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
Tiny Tornado Handler T-Shirts
Let them wear their whirlwind spirit with a fun t-shirt designed for the creative tornado handler who handles life’s storms with style.
A young Don King
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
Child driving a toy car
"Baby Jackson Pollock"
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
Twister:Rural Social Networking
'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'
'This is my natural habitat.'
'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'
"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."
G.P.S. For the Home
"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"
Spilled Milk
Oops.
'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'
"There's a grouch on my couch."
'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!
Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!
'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'
'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'
'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'
'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'
'I didn't get it all done in a day.'
Kid's towel.
'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'
Playpen Jailbreak.
I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!
'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'
The Texter
"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"
"I think you hair needs washing"
'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'
'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'
Tiny Tornado Handler T-Shirts Collection
Tiny Tornado Handler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for tiny tornado handlers—perfect for brightening their mornings with a touch of humor.
Tiny Tornado Handler Pillows
Decorate their space with soft pillows that celebrate the energetic aura of your tiny tornado handler.
Tiny Tornado Handler Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that beautifully embody the spirited creativity of your lively tornado handler.