Tiny Tool Expert Mugs

Education and Apprenticeships

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'