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'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Little Piano

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

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"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

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"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."