Tiny Talk Enthusiast Mugs

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

OMG.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

The Walking TED Talk.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Silly News.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Conversation Starter Kit

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Worst TED talk ever"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"I'm good thanks."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Millennials Eye Chart

"Welcome to my TED talk."

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'