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'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Gesundheit!"

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

Break Bread, Not Wind.

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'