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'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.