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Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

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Double Bass

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Baby Playing Violin

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

1930's Lady.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Baby's First Opera

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Grape vines think alike.

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

Little ballerina.

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."