Tiny Pup Tamer Mugs

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Crying baby

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

Mood Swings.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Happy Tots Day Care.

Education Guidance

"He wants a second opinion."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"She does this when she's tired."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.