Tiny Prayer Warrior Mugs

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Monk Prompt

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Martial Arts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Minister Starts at a New Church

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'

The Force of Example.

Young child saying grace

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

My belief is better than yours!