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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Just call me Picasso!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Spring in Japan.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"How small will he get?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Hangry

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

'I love eating out.'

Most Annoying Bark

Little ballerina.

"When you said you were up to 50 laps, I was impressed. But that was until I saw the size of your pool."

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

Treat at the Colinderies.

Wine with a straw

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'