Tiny Ninja Mugs

Martial Arts

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Four children playing the flute.

That party went well.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Baby Playing Violin

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Coronavirus world

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

One!

Best Seller

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

Leaping

'Ugh Not Again!'

Knitted Kitty.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

Baby's First Opera

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Be the grass...

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

"Numb yet?"