Tiny King Mugs

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

TV-Man

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

School trip little porters.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"He wants to be an architect."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'