Tiny Jailer Mugs

Free the Downtown Three!

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Castle Efficiency

Cot Escape.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'-and which commandment did you break?'

'Well, the joke's on me - it turns out that the King pardoned you twelve years ago!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'Hey. You're back.'