Tiny Horse Admirer Mugs

Pony Rides

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

My horse for a kingdom.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"How small will he get?"

The Mythical Unicorn.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving Tours

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Aged Centaur.

Nag, Nag, Nag.

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

A horse painting a self-portrait.

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse