Tiny Gourmet Guide Mugs

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Boy baking a cake.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"What's not disgusting?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

Drive-Thru Fondue

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'Guess who's ordering the wine.'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Fruits and vegetables

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Hangry

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'