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'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Baby Screen Time

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Playing Horseshoes

A fairground attraction

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Football Accident.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."

The Best Laid Plans

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.