Tiny Food Hoarder Mugs

Ants take cheese and grater

Old Spice

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Small child checks out a book.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'It's my secret recipe.'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

Hangry

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"I'm stockpiling food for a 'No Deal' Brexit."

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

Treat at the Colinderies.

"Kids Menu Square"

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

Wine with a straw

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

"I hate going to the grocery store, so I bought a refrigerator that holds enough food for a year."

Hubert playing with his food and hoping to 'magic' it into something else.

Toilet Paper Inheritance

Santa spots stocking hanging up outside mousehole.