Tiny Fighter Appreciator Mugs

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Turkish Democracy

A Little Extra

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Hydroponic Gardening

James Baldwin

Thank You to Vaccinators

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

US Airforce.

Surfing the Coif

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Model Airplanes

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

Nelson Mandela.

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

9-11 Suspects to be tried in New York.

Santa spots stocking hanging up outside mousehole.

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'

"We mustn't let them take away our freedom to suppress their vote!"