Tiny Farmer Mugs

Show and Tell.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Castle Efficiency

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Tropical Cow Tank

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"This is awful! When I asked for a pony, I never thought they'd get me one!"

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

Ant Farm in foreclosure

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'