Tiny Explorer Pillows

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Spider Preschool.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Robotic Man

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Garden.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Where the wild things were."

Bike Rides

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"