Tiny Dreamers Club Mugs

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Home Sweet Home

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Whatever!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Skunk dreaming.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

Life: Boring Bits

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'