Tiny Dog Adventures Mugs

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Outside with that!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Look dear...his first googly!"

"How small will he get?"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"He makes it look so easy."

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

Hamster Land

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

"I said I was sorry, but it was the only cone the vet had available."