Tiny Dancer Deniers Gifts

Victorian Children's Party

Football Fans

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Four children playing the flute.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Take a bow!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Leaping

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

Dancing children

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Children playing divorcees

Swans as ballet performers

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

Ballet Parking