Tiny Acrobat Mugs

The Flea Circus.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Football Fans

Interior design trends for parents....

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Dolphin tricks.

"He wants to be an architect."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Multitasking

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Needs more challenge.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Writer

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'