Timing Trickster Mugs

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

'Safe!'

Dinner and Theatre

"I came too early? How funny! Normally I'm always late!"

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

High speed cinder block

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'What a divot?'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"Almost Ready"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Impractical Gardener.

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

Hurdles with Steps

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Cyber crime.