'I'd say you're a little late...'
Timing Tamer Mugs
Celebrate their perfect timing with a mug that humorously or thoughtfully captures their skill. Ideal for mornings or coffee breaks, these mugs make a witty addition to any timing tamer’s kitchen or workspace.
"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"
Multi-tasking.
'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.
'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")
"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."
He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.
Need an elevated state of mind too!
Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...
". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."
Monday around 9PM.
"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."
'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'
Bad times to sneeze
New Swiss Army Knife
'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'
'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'
"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."
'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'
"Most projects require three hands."
'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'
Overwhelmed by Paperwork
"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."
"My schedule is just nuts."
'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'
If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.
"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."
"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"
"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."
Timing Tamer Mugs Collection
Timing Tamer Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate the art of perfect timing. A witty addition to any home or office space, they make thoughtful gifts for timing tamers.
Timing Tamer Prints
Check out our selection of art prints that beautifully showcase the importance of timing and patience. Inspire and amuse with stylish decor that honors a true timing tamer.
Timing Tamer T-Shirts
Discover our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for those who excel at managing time. Ideal for adding personality and humor to their casual wardrobe.