Timing Mismatches T-Shirts

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Bad times to sneeze

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Safe!'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Painter'

New Belief Systems

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'Let's go back to your place. I want to put all your CD's into the wrong cases.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

The Origin of Laundry Day

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Egg race.

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

'We seem to have finished our business early so I may as well spend the rest of the meeting telling you about my holiday and the extension we're building.'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

"On the internet you said you were tall."

"Timing is important in investing."