Timidity Appreciator T-Shirts

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

Sauvignon Bonk

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Bashful Royal Guard

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Blessed are the brief.

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

We recognise, celebrate and reward achievements in the workplace...

'Do you want this fridge on the left or right side of the garage?'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

"Have you come far?"

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...