Timidity Appreciator T-Shirts

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

Sauvignon Bonk

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Bashful Royal Guard

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Ventriloquism for Beginners

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Blessed are the brief.

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

We recognise, celebrate and reward achievements in the workplace...

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."