Timetable Troubleshooter Pillows

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

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If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'The boss wants to know how much longer till Powerpoint is working again.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Child on a schedule.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Solar Storm Expected!

"Kick the machine"

"Out of toner."

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

"Open plan office are the future, they're more flexible, efficient...sharing a workspace and being able to see your colleagues at work can really improve performance!"

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Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"