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'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Monday around 9PM.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I'd rather be at the office."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Bucket List

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'