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"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Good boy

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Hermes

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Kafka at his typewriter

The Never Ending Story

Brunhilda

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Don Quixote Update.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Graham Greene.

"Maybe next time she won't go out with someone she met online."

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Unfortunately, former boxing pro Ricky Bagarre could never make it to write his autobiography.

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl' - Year of the Bargain Elapses

Best Christmas Ever

"I don't want to know how I end, so I tore out my last page."

'Could we read something a little more EDGY tonight, Dad?'