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The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

' A good idea '

Outer Space Outsourcing

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Walking Luggage.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Blue Dress and Feather

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Elevator Pitch

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Eureka!

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

The First Kite

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.