Timekeeping Tail Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.