Timekeeping Tail Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."