Time-traveling Wine Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Wine Lady

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

A very fine vintage

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."