Time-traveling Real Estate Enthusiast Mugs

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Time Machine Collision.

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I couldn't keep up the payments."