Time-traveling Dog Lover Gifts

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"What asteroid?"

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Cat scratch fever

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Don't do it! I'm from the future, skip straight to 2021!"

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'You don't pay now. You pay later because you'll be back before you leave.'

"Hi, I'm from the future. Lose the wigs."

"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

"Now we transport this 75 million years into the future and terrorize the humans!"