Time-traveling Art Enthusiast Mugs

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Neanderthal paints animals.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'