Time Traveler In Thought Prints

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

The Map of the human brain

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Historical memory is on life support.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Sundial Time

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time Machine Collision

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."