Time Traveler Fantasy Prints

Walter, the guy who thinks nothing's changed since 1860!

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I don't know who you are!"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'