Time Travel Buff Prints

"Leave it with me. You can pick it up last Tuesday."

Time Travelling Duck

Sadie, they say the Andromeda galaxy's on a collision course with outs, and it's a lot closer than it was when earth was first created. So what, dorkboy? Is that true? You're the perfect person to ask if it's really gotten closer. Was it even big enough to see in the sky, back in the hadean eon when you were a kid? You should've said "Jurassic era." Nobody know what "hadean eon" is. I give that sad attempt a 2 out of 5. Had they already invented 2 and 5 when you were a kid?

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

"Any luck with your time machine?"

Atomic Bear: Part 23

'See! We can yes travel back in time!'

The End of Telemarketing.

'...Yes I'm you from the future, I came back because everyone was sick of you...'

"I don't get it. How did you know I was going to mug you?"

"It's not my fault you went back to Earth's pre-historic time and accidentally set down in a brontosaur's pile of dung. . . ."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Dr. Roo.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Time for vacation, time for work.