Time Period Transitions T-Shirts

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

April And May

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

"Spring has sprung."

Last Day of Winter

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

Mother to son; 'Now that you've moved up from alcohol to cannabis I don't want any excuse of a hangover; GET UP.'

'Can't you do something, George? He's been saying goodbye for a week!'

'Not again'