Time Period Transitions T-Shirts

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

'Rock of Ages'

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

April And May

'I think we've reached that awkward age where we're too old to run away and join the circus and too young to run away and join AARP.'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

"Spring has sprung."

Last Day of Winter

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

'Not again'

'Can't you do something, George? He's been saying goodbye for a week!'